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Sep 22, 2014
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frozen + text posts (insp)

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Sep 22, 2014
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dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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Sep 22, 2014
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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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Sep 22, 2014
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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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Sep 22, 2014
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Sep 22, 2014
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Sep 22, 2014
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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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Sep 22, 2014
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condorn:

I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

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Sep 22, 2014
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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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Sep 22, 2014
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Sep 22, 2014
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thehippiejew:

forsayingyes:

gqgqqt:

so this is a thing

a bunch of moms are making letters+audio recordings of affirming, validating letters to queer/trans* people who don’t get that kind of support from their moms

i would say more about it but

im kind of busy in this puddle of tears on the floor so

In case any of my followers don’t have this kind of support from home…

my mom did this and if you need an honourary mother i promise she would be happy to talk to you

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Sep 22, 2014
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westcoastgold:

black-barbiezff:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT

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Sep 22, 2014
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almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

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Sep 22, 2014
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bestivals:

 

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Sep 22, 2014
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college: Why should we accept you

me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*

college: damn son you in